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$1,800 Portable Laser



Posted on 6 Jun, 2009 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

This is one bad ass hand held laser!

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Another funy product name post



Posted on 27 May, 2009 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

I can’t get enough of these oops product names.

Peecola
I just love a Pee Cola on a hot summer day

Sars
What about a can of SARS??

Vergina
And of course nothing like the refreshing taste of Vergina

Shitto
Now for the main course hw about some spagettie with some SHITto sauce.

Here’re few more good ones
Cock

Megapussi

Ayds

Wackoff

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Gas station prank gone bad… very bad



Posted on 25 May, 2009 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

Gas-station-prank

I’m sure this guy thought it would be really funny to light a match behind his friend while he’s filling up his jeep with gas…  until the prank end up giving his friend burns on 20% of his body

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Speaking of Swine Flu…



Posted on 4 May, 2009 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

As if the econmy alone is not scary enough..  Swine Flu?  Really and which jackass came up with the name?

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Man Attacks Cop to Join Brother in Jail



Posted on 4 May, 2009 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

It’s been a while since I updated NoCrappyCrap, let just say ‘work’ has been keeping me busy. I just can’t seem to compete with those guys that does this every day and make a living blogging as much as I would like to.  So if you have any suggestions on how I can become a full time blogger or would like to help out submitting funny stuff that you’ve seen on the web.. feel free to drop me a note!  (Yea other bloggers that means you! and  I’ll be nice and put a link to your blog lol)

Before I catch up on the funny shit that I’ve found in the past few month (yes, I am organized when I want to be and I keep all this crap in a big ass folder marked ‘funny shit’)  I want to give props to a site I’ve kept bookmarked.  This blogger just keeps finding stuff that makes me say ‘WTF!’  so check out his blog We Interrupt.  I just wish he updates multiple times a day, cuz I can’t get enough of it!

Check this out…  Man Attachs Cop to Join Brother In Jail.  Really?  Tell me that’s not a WTF kindda new!

Anyways I’m back so make sure you come back the next few days if you want to laugh your ass off.  What else you gotta do?  We all should stay at home untill this Swine Flu crap is done!

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For you Apple Mac fans



Posted on 16 Mar, 2009 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

I’m a PC user, but I must say this mod makes me want to own a Apple Mac book!

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Waterslide



Posted on 3 Mar, 2009 by admin | A Reader have something to say


That’s alot of pipes lol

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Court room Funnies



Posted on 1 Feb, 2009 by admin | A Reader have something to say

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are  (purportedly) things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Hard to believe some of these - true or not, pretty funny:).
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     ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
     WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
     ____________________________________________
     ___________________________________________
     ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
     WITNESS: Yes.
     ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
     WITNESS: I forget.
     ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
     ___________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
     WITNESS: We both do.
     ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
     WITNESS: We do.
     ATTORNEY: You do?
     WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
     ____________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
     WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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     ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
     WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.
     ___________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
     WITNESS: Are you ——- me?
     _________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
     WITNESS: Yes.
     ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
     WITNESS: getting laid
     ____________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
     WITNESS: Yes.
     ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
     WITNESS: None.
     ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
     W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
     ____________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
     WITNESS: By death.
     ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
     WITNESS: Take a guess.

     ____________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
     WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
     ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
     WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
     _________ ____________________________

     ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition                    notice which I sent to your attorney?
     WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
     ______________________________________

     ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead                  people?
     WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
     _________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
     WITNESS: Oral.
     _________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
     WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
     ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
     WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
     ____________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
     WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
     _____________ _________________________

     And the best for last:

     ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
     WITNESS: No.
     ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
     WITNESS: No.
     ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
     WITNESS: No.
     ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
     WITNESS: No.
     ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
     WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
     ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
     WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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