My wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said “What??!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man”
She responded to my puzzled look by saying. “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not for what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I decided to take the day off work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’ll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you… She was so excited! She must have thought I was one wave short of a a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said “ That’s fine honey” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT??!! I then said, “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added… “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
~ unknown
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